You've got the job, the car, leather seats, the girlfriend, the family, the social invites, the razor, satnav, corner sofa, wallet, suits, snowboard, boots, hats, tent, keyring torch, tupperware plus, holiday somewhere hot, holiday somewhere cold, the groom, a ring, a fuck-off church, personalised invites, placemats, a covers band with all the current hits, amy whinehouse ipod tracks, all-brunette bridesmaids, dresses to flatter the bride, a bentley, country hotel, spa to dip, family area for breakfast, electronic pictures slideshow, thank you lists, honeymoon trip, dollars, fake-tan, sugaring, new lips, matching nails, business trips, stripclubs, tits, girlfriend at home, loving texts, upgraded planes, dolly birds to lech at, taxi transfers, new hand luggage, matching case, a walllet for your passport, get a dog whilst your'e at it, and a flap in your new bespoke door, get a walker, a sticker in your window, on your car, put your baby on board, take a cruise, come back to pg tips... get a grip.